MEYER BELL
23 | Gryffindor | Zookeeper
"Scale of one to Meyer, how high are you?"

KRIS BROADMOOR
27 | Slytherin | Aid Coordinator, ICoW
"Not liking someone doesn't make them a bad person."

HUGO GRANGER-WEASLEY
18 | Ravenclaw | Intern, Wizards Against Secrecy
"Sorry I got a bit mental; it's who I am as a person."

ROSE GRANGER-WEASLEY
20 | Gryffindor | Analyst, BIQL
"Thank God you inherited your mother's brains."

TEDDY LUPIN
28 | Hufflepuff | Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee
"I dunno how much more serious I can get."

SCORPIUS MALFOY
20 | Slytherin | Heir
"You are aware that you're an utter fantasist?"

ALBUS POTTER
20 | Slytherin | Clerk, Flourish & Blotts
"Don't forget to breathe, Al."

JAMES POTTER
22 | Gryffindor | Fry Cook / Guitarist
"This one's for friends, family, and Moldywarts!"

LILY POTTER
18 | Gryffindor | Freeloading
"I can't tell- is she being serious?"

~~CHANDLER~~ SAGE PRICE
22 | Ravenclaw | Backroom Seer / Bassist
"He cut the locs off for marketibility. And the smell."

XAVIER RIOUX
23 | Slytherin | Singer / Guitarist / Layabout
"I would rather have no cousins than that one."

LORCAN SCAMANDER
17 | Ravenclaw | Busboy, Leaky Cauldron
"In no world are you my best friend."

LYSANDER SCAMANDER
17 | Ravenclaw | Asst. Cryptomagizoologist
"He was like his brother's changeling, soft and fair."

DOMINIQUE WEASLEY
23 | Ravenclaw | Buyer, Flourish & Blotts
"Thanks, I fucking hate it."

FREDDIE WEASLEY
25 | Gryffindor | Muggle Relations
"Want me to dance for you, too? Put on a show?"

LOUIS WEASLEY
19 | Slytherin | Waiter, Rosa Lee's
"No, I don't want to go, but I'd like an invitation."

LUCY WEASLEY
24 | Ravenclaw | Wizengamot Aide
"Here's an idea, Luce: unclench."

MOLLY WEASLEY
24 | Gryffindor | Apprentice Spellwright
"Listen, it's tough being perfect and universally beloved."

ROXANNE WEASLEY
21 | Gryffindor | Artist
"If anyone says the words 'red light,' I'm leaving."

VICTOIRE WEASLEY
26 | Ravenclaw | Interpreter, ICoW
"I want to be taken seriously! Is that so bad?"

CHARACTER NAME
## | House | Occupation
"Fun little quote."